"No Go" holdiay card photos

Soooo...it's our first go at the modern "traditional" (that's an oxymoron I'm pretty sure) holiday card with the beautiful photo of our precious child that we welcomed this year. However...after make-shift home studios, the photo proved harder to accomplish than originally anticipated. Here is a peek at the photos that were dumped and the dialogue that accompanied the shoot.

"Umm...hello! Yuuu hooo.....over here! Mason! No? Ok."
"How about a smile? No? Ok."

"I know that you're hungry but we have a picture to take. Could you please stop sucking on your arm (and making Mommy feel bad) so that I could take your picture. No? Ok."
"Ahh, yes, I know you are hungry and I'm glad that you've recently found your toes and started sucking them. However! We still need to take a nice picture for family and friends and I would really...No? Ok."

"Now you're just being pathetic. Let's go eat (and drink)."HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ANDY, JENNI AND MASON