That nurse sting-ed me! I didn’t want that to happen!
(through tears, after getting booster shots)
Boys have a penis. I don’t know what that is!
(While taking a shower with Mommy)
The full moon is broke-ed! (looking at a Crescent moon)
I missed daddy last night.
Why did you miss Daddy?
Because I love him and I wanted him.
I want to do glue.
Mommy, I’m retired
Aww, if you’re really tired, just close your eyes for a little bit.
No Mommy, Retired. We don’t go to work and we need to go home. (on a Friday morning en route to big boy school)
Mommy, are you milking the baby?
(8 month old Cooper was sitting on Mommy’s lap, playing with cars.)
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